Husband: Doctor. I think my wife has symptoms of deafness. I talk to her at home and she's not answering me.

Husband: Doctor. I think my wife has symptoms of deafness. I talk to her at home and she's not answering me.
Doctor: Okay. Next time you're at home with her ​​try this: Stay at a certain distance from her and tell her anything. If she doesn't answer you go a bit closer and try again until she answers.
The husband goes home, his wife comes home from work and start making dinner. The husband get far from her and asks.
Husband: Maria! What's for dinner?
The woman didn't answers so he approaches some more.
Husband: Maria! What's for dinner?
Again the woman didn't respond and he approaches again.
Husband: Maria! What's for dinner?
One more time she didn't answers so the husband gives up, goes to his wife and asks her.
Husband: Maria... what 's for dinner?
Woman: For the love of God man, I already told you 3 times that dinner is fish.