and tells him, "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is that you have cancer". The patient says, "Oh shit, what's the worse news?" The doctor says, "The worse news is that you have Alzheimer's disease".
"Oh shit! At least I don't have cancer!" (*source: Orange is the New Black*)
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