Four guys were out hunting. Three of the guys were completely healthy. One guy, Art, had diarrhea the whole trip. When they got to there hunting site, Art picked one tree to shit on the whole time. When his buddies finally got a deer, he wasn't there. He was shitting. So they cleaned the carcass and put the guts where he shits. He went to go shit (again). His buddies heard him scream. They began laughing. He comes back, covered in shit and pants around his ankles. They laughed harder, knowing there prank worked. "Guys! I just shit out my intestines!" They laughed even harder. But he wasn't done.
"But by the glory of god and these two fingers, I got them back in!"
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