Two men decide to go on a hunting trip together. While on the trip one man tells the other he must go and take a shit. His partner nods and the man goes off until he finds a tree to shit by. The other man goes on hunting, finds a deer, kills it, and skins it. He began to wonder what was taking his friend so long so he went look for him. To his surprise, he had found that his friend had fallen asleep while taking a shit. He then decided to play a joke on his friend. He went and found the guts to the deer he killed, brought them back to his sleeping friend, then placed the deer guts right beside him. He continued his hunting trip after that.
Some time later, the shitting/sleeping hunter frantically ran up to his friend screaming and crying. The friend exlaimed he was taking a shit and had fallen asleep, while in the process, shitting all his guts out. The other friend asked, "What did you do with your guts?"..... The friend replied, "Well, I put them all back in."
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