in the boat with them are 50 women and young girls. After about an hour of bouncing across the waves to Greece the boat starts to sink when everyone notices there are only 2 life vests. Quick as a flash Mohammed and Ibrahim grab the vests. 'Oh son of my Uncles goat', says Ibrahim, 'should we give these worthless females one vest between all of them, to show Allah we are charitable?' 'Fuck ém', replies Mohammed standing up. 'Really, my brother, do you think we have time?'
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