He orders a drink, and the monkey starts wondering around the bar, touching and sniffing all the things. Eventually it picks up a pool ball, looks at it for a bit and swallows it!
The bartender sees it and disturbingly tells the man - "your monkey just swallowed a whole billiards ball"! The man waves it off saying "yeah, the stupid animal, eats everything...". He pays for his drink and the ball and leaves.
Next week the man comes in again, with the same monkey, orders a drink and the monkey starts wondering around the bar. It picks up a cherry, looks at it, sniffs it, then shoves it up his butt, takes it out and swallows it! The bartender is even more shocked - "your monkey just put a cherry up his ass and ate it!" - he exclaims. The man answers:
- Yeah, the stupid monkey, still eats everything, but now always measures it up first.
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