One day 3 guys are captured by 3 canibals. The canibals told them that they had to go into the woods and bring back 100 ping pong balls and they would not eat the one(s) who comes with all 100 pings pong balls.
The first guy is a balck man, They tell him to go into the woods and bring back the ping pong balls they asked for or they will eat him and goes into the woods and comes back 3 months later with only 40 ping pong balls. So the canibals eat him.
The second guy is a white man, They tell him to go into the woods and bring back the ping pong balls they asked for or they will eat him also, and he goes into the woods and comes back a year later with only 60 ping pong balls. So the canibals eat him too.
The third guy is an Asian man and has very bad hearing. They tell him to go into the woods and bring back the ping pong balls they asked for or they will eat him too. He goes into the woods and comes back 3 years later and has two gigantic balls in the sack that they gave him.
The canibals are looking very cerious as they ask him if he got the ping pong balls.
The man replies" PING PONG BALLS! I THOUGHT YOU SAID KING KONG BALLS!!""
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