How To Ask A Man To Do Something

Always remember these five important rules when asking a man to do something:


1. Make sure the man is conscious.
1a. Then give him a Blow Job
2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the
sports section.
3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three, or four hours, max.


3b. Then ... give him a Blow Job
4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. A blow job will usually do just fine.
Or, offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.
5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high
power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35
minutes. Or, threaten to not give him a blow job.
6. Use would you or will you instead of you'd better or do as I say and no
one will get hurt.
7. When all else fails ... Blow Job.
OK, seven rules.