I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.
She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”
I looked at her said, ”Have you got a pen.”
She said, “I sure do."
I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
My dental surgery is on Monday.
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