A middle-aged guy gets on a bus and sits down. He looks across from him and sees a punk rocker with spiked hair dyed every color of the rainbow - blue, red, yellow, green, orange.
The punk rocker notices the guy gawking at him and says, "What's a matter, old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
The guy responds, "Sure. In fact, when I was your age I fucked a parrot once and I'm just wondering if you're my son."
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