Thumb

A young couple goes to a restaurant and orders some food. The waiter brings the first dish and they notice that they have his the thumb stuck in the food. At first, they thought it was a distraction, but then they noticed that the waiter was doing this with every time he brought a dish, he would place his thumb on the food.


They were really upset about this but decided not to let it spoil their dinner. After they ate, they ordered some coffee and there came the waiter with his thumb placed in the coffee bowl. The young man, who was already pissed off, said: "Alright, that's enough! Don't you have manners?! Every time you bring us something you stick your finger in it?!"


The waiter, feeling a little bit uneasy, answers: "Well, sir, please forgive me, it's just that I have a small tumor in my thumb, and the doctor said that I had to keep it warm so that the tumor would go away."


Then the young guy loses all his patience and yells: "Then why don't you stick your finger up your..."


"It was there, I only removed it so that I could serve you..." the waiter answered