Mr Wong


Mr Wong goes to an optometrist to have his failing eyesight checked out. The optometrist runs a battery of tests and comes to a conclusion.'Mr Wong, I'm afraid you have a cataract'He replies, 'No I don't - I drive lincoln town car!'

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