A 65 year old guy and his wife are talking about 30 yrs. ago when they first met. He says do you remeber that first night at the hotel and she says yup. he's eating breakfast and so is she when he says i was so hot for you back then and she says I too was so hot for you then in fact I am still so hot for you my breasts are still hot for you. The guy says well they should be. One's in your oatmeal and the other ones in your coffee.
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