...after checking his ID, the bartender starts pouring out the shots and asks, "you got some friends coming in behind you?" "Nope", the young man replies. "You celebrating something then?" "Yeah, something like that." The bartender, getting a little annoyed at the young man's coyness, responds, "Well, I'll bite. What are you celebrating?" Shyly, the young man replies, "my first blowjob." "Oh, man! Why didn't you say so?", the bartender exclaims. "I remember my first one. That takes me back! How about a beer on the house to help you celebrate yours?" The young man just shakes his head and says, "nah, if this whiskey doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
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