After his ship sank at sea, a man washed up on a remote island only to find no other survivors. Years passed as he taught himself how to make fire and catch fish to survive. Although he was able to provide food and shelter for himself, he was still a man, and men have their needs. He searched around the island for anything to make love to. One day he finds a pig, he tries to fuck the pig but every time he gets close to it, a wild dog attacks him. Years go by and every day he goes to try and fuck the pig but the protective dog will not let him.
Than one day, a beautiful naked woman eagerly approaches the man while hes on his way to the pig to try again. The woman exclaims: "Ive been stuck on this island for years with no human contact, I never thought I would see a man again! I will do anything for you, there is not a single thing I would not do to please you, just name it!"
With much enthusiasm, the man asks the woman: "Great! Can you please hold down that dog while I fuck this pig?"
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