So on one summer day 3 neighborhood cats gather in the alley to determine who's the laziest among them all. This first proudly begins speaking, "Well the other day my old man poured a whole bowl of milk for me. Stuck my face in there and all there was left for me to do is stick my tongue out... But no, I was too lazy." "Eh, that's nothing!" Begins another cat, "I was in the shed the other day and an entire family of mice was in front of me. Literally under my nose. All I had to do is snatch my paw to get one, but no I was too lazy." "No fellas," begins the third cat, "the laziest among us is I. You all heard the loud scream yesterday?" He asks, "oh yeah!" The first cat says, "lasted half an hour" the 2nd cat confirms, "well..." The third cat continues, "that was me. Sat on my own balls by accident and was too lazy to get off."
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