A wife slapped her husband around the face after discovering a piece of paper in his jacket pocket with the name Jo-anne written on it.
He protested: "It was the name of a horse I bet on yesterday."
The following day she slapped him again.
"What was that for?" he said.
"Your horse called today!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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