The day of the incident with Lorena Bobit if you recall when she
cut the penis of her husband. Well that same day when she cut it
off she held the penis on her left hand for most of the day.
Being so histerical she did not know she had it in her hand.
When she drives of away from the scene she is driving normally
with her right hand, still not noticing the penis on her left
hand. As she is driving she gets on the freeway. She gets kinda
hot and she decides to roll the window down. When all of a
sudden she notices the penis she screams as loud as she can and
rolls the window down as quickly as she can. While doing this
she throws the penis out the window as far as she can. On the
oncoming traffic there is a big semi truck going really fast and
the penis smears against the windshield. The truckers passanger
surprised asks the driver "Hey did you see the size of the dick
on that fly?"
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