[Long][NSFW]A boy named Billy was walking around his house one day when he heard his parents arguing.

The dad got angry and called the mom a bitch, and the mom returned the favor by calling the dad a bastard. Later that day Billy asked his dad what a Bitch was, to which his father told him it was a Lady. He than asked his mother what a Bastard was and she replied a Gentleman.
Later that night Billy over hears them having makeup sex and hears the dad say show me them tits. The mom says only if you show me your dick. The next morning Billy asks his dad what Tits were and the dad says they are Coats. Later he asked his mother what a Dick was and she tells him that it means Jackets.
Later that afternoon Billy walks into his dad shaving as he cuts himself and screams Shit. Billy asked what Shit means and his dad said it means hair. Billy walks down to the kitchen where his mom is making a turkey. She burns herself and screams Fuck. Billy asks her what Fuck means and she says to cook.
The doorbell rings and its the neighbors. Billy answers the door and says, " Hello Bitchs and Bastards, can I take your Dicks and Tits?" The neighbors were in shock and asked where Billy's parents were. He said, "My dad is in the bathroom shaving the Shit off his face and my mom is in the kitchen Fucking a turkey."