A poor man walks into a brothel, and tell the pimp in charge he only has $5 to spend. The pimp, thinks for a moment, and then sends him to the last door at the end of the corridor, to a woman named Anna.
Anna looks fine enough, so the man is a little confused as he was expecting far worse. In no time, they start undressing each other and he sticks it in her. A few moments later he stops, it was the most uncomfortable feeling he had ever felt, worse than the feeling of nails on a chalkboard.
The man tells Anna that this wont work, and if there is anything she can do about the feeling. It is literally the worst feeling he's ever felt. She says yes to his surprise, on the condition he pays another $5. There was no way he can continue so he might as well.
He pays her the $5 and she leaves the room, hes beginning to think she took the money and just made off, but just as he was thinking about leaving she comes back.
Suddenly the sex is absolutely amazing, and feels better than anything he has ever felt. Before he knows it he's done.
Whilst dressing and getting ready to leave, curiosity gets the better of him and he asks the Anna what exactly did he get with the extra money.
She looks at him very nonchalantly and tells him that for $5 extra, she picks off the scabs.
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