Sister Mary walks into the Mother Superiors office and confesses "I have been having sex with the new
Minister at St. Judes, what shall I do for penance?"
The Mother Superior says "first you can suck a lemon"
"Oh" says Sister Mary "will that make me holy again"
"No" says the Mother Superior "but it will take that contented smirk of your face"
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