Honey, can you fix the plumbing?

A man's wife asks him if he could fix the plumbing for the sink because it's broken,

He replies, "I'll do it tomorrow"

The next day the wife asks, "Honey, can you fix the dish washer? It's broken."

Again the man says, "I'll do it tomorrow."

Well, a few days pass and the man says to himself, "You know, what am I thinking. I should have fixed it when she asked me."

The next morning he wakes up and says, "Honey, I'm going to fix the sink."

She says, "It's already fixed."

The husband says, "Well what about the dishwasher?"

She says, "It's already fixed."

The man says, "How did you fix them?"

The wife says, "I had someone come over and fix them. He said he'd do it for free if I baked a cake for him or had sex with him."

The husband goes, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake?:

The wife goes, "Honey, you know I cant bake."