The bride and groom goes home after the wedding reception and of course they go to bed to have a little rest. Early morning the groom asks if she would go down to the kitchen and make him breakfast. The bride replied, first my dear we should have sex, so they have sex and fall asleep. Now they awake and the groom asks the same question except it is for lunch. The bride replies with the same answer, we should have sex again in which case they do and falls asleep again. Upon waking before dinner the bride sees her husband sitting over the electric heater in the room, and she asks, what my dear are you doing to which he riplies "I am warming dinner". Enjoy!!!!!!
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