Heard this from Jay Leno in Bagram last night.

A man and his wife are in the hospital. The wife has cancer and she is dying. Her hair has fallen out and she is covered in tumors. The wife says to the man, "I'm so sorry I have never given you oral sex" so in her weakened state she proceeds to go down on her husband. They both love it! She continues to give her husband oral sex over and over again, day after day; She starts to realize that she is getting healthier and healthier. The doctors think that it must be from all the oral sex she is giving her husband! Her hair grows back, the tumors dissipate and she returns to her normal healthy beautiful self. For the first time in months the wife walks back into their home and sees her husband crying. She asks, "why are you crying? I'm better!"

The husband replies, "I could have saved mom!"

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