Ethnic Island

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of the ocean, the following groups of people are stranded on separate islands:


2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman


2 French men and 1 French woman


2 German men and 1 German woman


2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman


2 English men and 1 English woman


2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman


2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman


2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman


2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman


2 American men and 1 American woman


One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred:


One Italian man has killed the other Italian man in a jealous rage.


The French men and the woman are living happily in a menage-a-trois.


The two German men have a strict weekly schedule - alternating visits with the German woman.


The two Greek men are sleeping with each other. The woman is cleaning and cooking for them.


The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the woman.


The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.


The Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.


The two Chinese men have set up pharmacy/liquor store/ restaurant/ laundry.


The Chinese woman is pregnant with their first employee.


The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. Things get sort of foggy each night and they can't remember if they've had sex with the Irish woman or not - but they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.


The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman keeps on complaining about sand in everything, insisting she can do everything they can do, expressing the need to equally divide and organize the household chores, maintaining that her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, speculating about whether all this means her relationship with her mother will improve and asking if the sand and palm trees make her look fat.