Affair

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bob told his friend Derek.


"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" Derek suggested.


"But what if my wife finds out?"


"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bob. Go ahead and tell her about it!"


So Bob went home and said, "Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together."


"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that, it never worked."


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis