And his father is home. He says , " Johnny , why are you out of school?"
He says, " Because I got the right answer on a test." His father asks, " How is that possible?" "Well, Dad, the teacher asked me what three times two was and I said six." " Then what happened?", asked the father. "Then she asked me what's two times three?" The father screams, " What's the fucking difference?!" Then little Johnny says, " That's what I said!"
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