Hole in the wall

A man is waiting for a bus, but really needs a piss. He looks around but can't see anywhere. Just then he noticed 3 small holes in the wall behind the bus stop. He walks over to the wall unzips his fly, pops his cock through one of the holes and starts to piss.
Suddenly he feels a sharp pain in his cock and hears a voice "$5 or I'll cut your cock off" he looks over the wall and sees 3 kids lined up, one by each hole, with one of them holding a knife to his cock. "$5 or I'll cut you cock off" the man promptly agrees and hands over $5. "Put it in the bucket" the kid says and the man dropped the money into the bucket. "That's quite a scam you got going there kid" says the man "how much money have you made?" The kid says "$65" the man turns to the next kid "you?" "$70" says the second boy lifting up his bucket to show the man. He turns to the third boy "how much have you made? "The boy looks at the man with sadness on his face "just $5" he says "but on the plus side I have got a bucket full of cocks".

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