After a long night's hate mongering, Katie Hopkins is getting chauffeured home along a country road. Out of nowhere a cow appears and the car plows straight into it.
The driver is distraught, he gets out to see if there's anything he can do, realises the cow is dead and looks around before returning to the car. He announces: "It's dead. There's a house on the hill that must belong to the farmer. I'll let him know and see if he can help clear the road."
Katie watches him walk up the hill, the driver knocks on the door and after a brief exchange is welcomed into the home with glee. Five, ten, fifteen minutes pass and it's starting to get dark. It's an hour before the now-disheveled driver finally leaves the house and walks down the road to the car.
Hopkins is fuming: "Where the hell have you been?"
The driver hiccups: "My apologies, they invited me inside, fed me a huge meal, let me drink their finest wine and even invited me to sleep with their most beautiful daughter."
Confused, Hopkins inquires further: "What on earth did you say to earn that?"
Stumbling, the driver responds: "Not much! Just that i'm Katie Hopkin's driver, and i've killed the cow!"
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