Ho Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
His boss says, You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and ask her for sex, that makes everything better and I go to work. Try it."
Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and feel great, I be at work soon. You have a nice house too"
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