Little Jimmy was visiting his grandma...
He came into the room and asked, "Grandma, how old are you and how much do you weigh?"
Grandma replied, "Jimmy, that's not an appropriate question to ask a little old lady."
"Okay...sorry" Jimmy replied.
Jimmy left the room, and returned some time later, "Grandma...how old are you and how much do you weigh?"
Grandma sighed, "Now Jimmy, I've already told you that that's not something you ask a lady! If I have to tell you again, I'm spanking your bottom!"
Jimmy's eyes widened and he ran out of the room.
Jimmy came back into the room in a rush, "Grandma I know how old you are and how much you weigh! I found it on your driver's license...but I didn't know you could flunk sex."
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