This guy is sitting at a bar, having a beer and minding his own business. All of a sudden he notices a man, sitting three seats down from him who looks amazingly like Adolf Hitler. A couple of more beers later, he can't resist saying something so he walks down and says to this gentleman and says:
"Pardon me for interrupting, but has anyone ever told you that you look amazingly like Adolf Hitler?"
The guy, without missing a beat, turns to him and says:
"Zat is because I AM Adolf Hitler!"
Our hero, a little confused, replies back with:
"Huh? Hitler died in the war, everyone knows that"
To which Hitler replies:
"Yes, but now, I am back! And zis time I vill kill zeven millions jews... and an acrobat!"
Our hero, very confused now, pauses for a minute and asks:
"Why are you going to kill an acrobat?"
At which point Hitler turns back to the gentleman he was having a discussion which prior to being interrupted and states:
"You zee? You zee? NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE ZEVEN MILLION JEWS!"
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