The terrorists explain that they will be generous and allow the prisoners to choose their own method of execution.
The Frenchman is up first. He says "I am French and wish to stick with my heritage! I choose the guillotine!" They set up a guillotine and SLAM goes the blade. His head falls in to the basket and they carry off his body.
The American is up next. He says " I want to stick to my American traditions, I choose the electric chair." They rig up an electric chair and SLAM goes the switch. The chair shorted and caused a blackout in the facility, sparing the American.
"You are lucky, American. You have been spared by our God and may go free." So they let the American walk.
The blonde is up last. "Well," says the blonde, "The electric chair didn't work, so I guess I'll take the guillotine."
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