Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations. Donations! I said, How much you got so far? He said about ten gallons.
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