One evening a man comes to a witch so she can predict his future. The witch starts: "Oh dark forces, let me look into the future of this poor man." Then she continues " Oh I can see big Villa with a beautiful garden, naked women, big pool, and I can also see you, my dear." The man, really happy to hear all this, asks. "This is amazing, what am I doing there?" The Witch replies " I can see you gazing at all these through a hole in a fence".
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