A professional magician had a day off and decided to go out to the strip club. One half naked stripper went on stage and asked if anyone wanted to see a magic trick. After a positive response the stripper explained she was going to put a ping pong ball in her mouth and make it come out of her ass. The performer then proceeded to do just that. Perplexed, the magician was curious and asked her how she did it to which she replied, "Easy, strippers are empty on the inside."
Shitty I know but it's original and it made me chuckle.
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