John and Bill are playing soccer. John misses the ball and it rolls into the bush. John goes to get it. After a little while Bill notices that John is not back. Bill goes to investigate. Bill: "John, are you OK? Why are you still in the bush?" John: "Hey, come look! There is a naked woman bathing in the lake!" Bill upon hearing that goes and looks and then sprints out from under the bush and starts running. John chases after him and asks Boy 1 "What's wrong? Why are you running?" Bill then replies "My Mom said that if I see a naked woman, I will turn to stone and I feel something getting hard!"
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