A man walks in to a bar with a lion by his side.
The bartender yells "You can't bring that beast in here you're scaring away my customers!"
The man looks offended and says "No, no, it's fine he's well trained, here, I'll prove it."
The man proceeds to unzip his fly and say "Leo, open"
The lion opens it's great jaws and the sticks his penis in the space between it's tongue and the roof of it's
mouth. He leaves it there for around a five minutes and then says "Would anybody else like to try?"
A small woman in the back sticks her hand up and says
"I would, but I don't think I can keep my mouth open for that long."
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