Tattoos of Mike Tyson and Riddick Bowe

One day a lady walked into a tattoo parlor and asked the tattoo
artist, "Are you good?" He replies, "But of course!" She said,
"I need a tattoo of Mike Tyson on my left inner thigh and a
tattoo of Riddick Bowe on my right inner thigh. But I won't pay
if they don't look like them." The tattoo artist agreed to the
condition. She undressed and he started the tattoos.


After he finished the tattoos, she said, "Let's ask the next
person who walks in whether they look like Mike Tyson and
Riddick Bowe." A little while later a man walks in. She spread
her legs and asked the man, "Do they look like Mike Tyson and
Riddick Bowe?" The man replied, "I don't know, but that son of a
bitch in the middle sure looks like Don King."