The little boy said, "I just got a brand new Nintendo." The little girl said, "Oh yea? I just got a brand new PlayStation 2."
The little boy said, "Oh yea, well I just got a brand new BMX." The little girl said, "Oh yea, well I just got a brand new 18 speed mountain bike."
The little boy said, "Oh yea, well my dad just got a brand new Ford Escort." The little girl said, "Oh yea, well my dad just got a brand new Jaguar."
Then the little boy unzips his fly and pulls out his thing and said, "Oh yea, well I have one of these and you don't!"
The little girl then lifts up her dress and says, "Oh yea, well I have one of these, and my mommy says with one of these I can get as many of those as I want.
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