...A dog passes by, on seeing the bird grabbed it carefully with its teeth and places it in a heap of freshly laid cow dung on the floor of the barn an plodded off. The bird who was already cold became quite pissed at the dog, it tried to move but the dung was too thick. It then felt the warmth of the dung, far warmer that it's former place and began to enjoy the warmth and felt quite happy and began to sing.
Now a hawk that had also decided to take shelter in the barn wakes up to the sound of the bird singing. It sees the bird and swoops down and grabs it before washing it in a tub of water to clean off the bits of dung on it. The bird was feeling thankful for being pulled out of the cooling dung until the hawk just ate it.
Now this story has two morals;
1. Who ever puts you in trouble(shit) isn't necessarily a bad person nor is the one who pulls you out of the trouble a good person.
2. And the second moral is; when you are in trouble, I mean in DEEP shit, don't fucking sing.
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