A man enters into a Mexican bar

He sits himself down on a stool, and orders a shot of tequila. After a few of them, he notices a jar full of pesos. He immediately asks the barman what is the point behind the jar, but the barman replies that to tell him he must put 100 pesos in the jar himself to get to know what is point behind the jar. The man ignores this request and just orders a couple of more tequila shots.

Shot after a shot, the man starts getting a bit drunk and decides to go ahead with putting 100 pesos in the jar to see what it is all about. The barman comes close to the man and tells him that in order to get all the money in the jar, he must do three things.

Firstly, he must drink a full bottle of tequila in one go without flinching. Secondly, he must remove an aching tooth from the pitbull in the backyard. Thirdly, he must go upstairs and shag an 85 year old woman. The man asked the barman to hand him the tequila bottle and thus, the challenge was accepted.

The man downed the whole bottle without flinching once. As soon as he was done, he was fully knackered. He asked the barman where he needs to go to pull out the tooth off the dog. The barman points him toward the direction and off the man goes. All of a sudden, the barman starts hearing barking, shouting, yelling, swearing, growling and whimpering. After about 20 minutes or so, the man walks in, with his clothes all torn up and bloody, with scratches and bites all over his body.

The man then looks at the barman and asks him, "Where did you say is the old woman again, so I could go and pull out her tooth?"

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