This really tough Hells-Angel type bursts into a bar and strides up to the middle of the bar. He orders a beer, gulps it down, turns to the people at the left end of the bar and growls "All you down there... You're all a bunch of queer cock suckers!" he gulps down a second beer and turns to the right side of the bar. "You're all a bunch of stupid mother fuckers."
All is still for a moment until a guy at the right end gets up. The Hells Angel says "Where the fuck you going?"
The guy says "I'm at the wrong end of the bar."
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