Held this in for a long time, but i think you guys are ready for the grossest joke I know....

So a daughter has a prom coming up and the dress she wants is $5000. Her family is very rich, so she decides to ask her dad to buy the dress for her.

Daughter:"Hey dad, there is a really nice dress I want for prom but it's $5000. Can you buy it for me?"

Dad:"Sure I can. But first you have to suck my dick."

Daughter:"EWWWWW DAD!!!!!! No way, I will never do that. I will get the money some other way"

So now its the day of the prom and the daughter still does not have enough money for the dress. She tried to get money any other way but decides that the only way she is going to get it is if she does what her dad asked.

So she goes to her dad and ask for the money. He say he will definitely give it to her but first she has to suck his dick. She agrees.

After about a minute she looks up at him and say "Ewwww Dad, your dick literally tastes like shit."

To which the dad replies "Of course it does, your brother needed the car"

:( Sorry but it needed to be told