In heaven, he sees a wall of very large clocks.
He asks the Angel "What up with all these clocks?"
Angel answers "These clocks measure lies, every person has one clock assigned to them. Whenever you lie on earth, the clock ticks."
The man points towards a clock and asks, "Who's clock does this belong to?"
Angel answers 'This clock belongs to Mother Teresa. She has never told a lie, so it hasn't moved."
John walks around and sees all sorts of clocks with different times on them.
He reaches a room having clocks of the presidents. He notices that it doesn't have Trump's clock.
So he asks "Where is Trump's clock?"
The Angel replies "That one is in our office, we use it as a table fan."
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