A boy and his father are playing with toy cars; the father has the police car
and pretends to pull over the car that the boy is playing with.
"Do you have a driver�s license?" asks the father.
"No," says the boy.
"Are you resisting arrest?" he asks.
The boy hesitates before he says, "No ... I'm not sleepy yet."
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