Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American

Why do people in...

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Up Yours!

The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her...

Assisted Suicide

One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted to commit suicide but...

A nomad is lost...

He had enough food and water, but he had been away from his wife for a...

Who Wears the Pants

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a...

On the phone...

I was on the phone with an interviewer today while fishing when all of the...

If I became a...

... I would pick up a drunk girl, ask her to sit up front with me. A few...

What do blondes...

They both swallow seamen.

How did the right...

With a Hypote-noose

When/why do...

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.