... I would pick up a drunk girl, ask her to sit up front with me. A few seconds later she will notice my weenus out and rock hard. When she'll say, "What the hell?!" I will respond, "Well, this dick ain't gonna suck itself. If you want me to refund your $8 dollar Uber ride you better get to it."
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