Jim was in an asian country. At night he was having sex with a prostitute. She kept saying "Nicka mish noka" all through it.
The next day Jim went playing golf with a fellow business partner from that country. At the course he hit the ball. His partner said "Nicka mish noka". Jim asked "What does that mean?". His partner said "You missed the hole".
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