She's not sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of the bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
She's not in front of the bar for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up in a car and says, "How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "Shit. All I've got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for $30?"
Harry says, "A hand job."
She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips up his pants, and out pops a huge cock.
She stares at it for a minute and then says, "I'll be right back."
She runs back around the corner and says, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"
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